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LINKS | Generation Y Has Inherited the Media

“Maybe, just maybe, the existing model for generating, distributing and monetizing content could benefit from a Ctrl-Alt-Delete reboot.”- Can the Statusphere Save Journalism?

It's been two weeks since my last one of these, which is in part due to laziness, and in part due to my wanting to get a good list going on a contentious topic: Generation Y needs to take over the media.

I'm increasingly convinced that the 'old media' model is broken largely because the old folks just don't get it. Not to say that there aren't people in 30s-70s who don't get 'it,' just that there are too few, too few in a position of power, and too few who get 'it' enough.

These are my links for March 29th through April 13th:

"You blew it"


LINKS | Please, Please Don’t Charge for Free Information

These are my links for January 30th through February 5th:


Links | “Journalists Are the Biggest Terrorists”

These are my links for January 19th through January 22nd:

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Aught 9

A happy aught 9 to ya'll. Several quick items:

  • Death Valley I'm obviously back from Death Valley. I'm through my first round out culling— 1000 pics down to 134. I'll get them up soon~ish.
  • Check out my most recent blog post at CoPress. It's a direct response to our first public criticism that took me too many hours on New Year's Eve to write.
  • Happy New Year!
  • I decided to stop auto-posting my Tumblr to my Twitter account last week. Today will be my first blog post covering the 'best of' posts.

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Gaffes

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TIME's polling interface

TIME does an annual 'person of the year' story. As a part of their selection process, they allow online viewers to read a brief blurb about each of their candidates and rank them using a customized system. They also use the same interface for the TIME 100, and a few other various unofficial polls.

I'm very impressed by their most recent utilization though. They've taken the 'gaffes' of each of the political campaigns, allowed you to view them and then let you vote on how much they matter. It's pretty funny to see what the News Media has been focusing their coverage on.


Zell Hell

A three-story high headline on the side of the LA Times building this Friday morning. via tellzell.com

I'm off for a week of backpacking, but I had to leave with this:

Sam Zell took over the paper in January. After promising that the path to growth was not through cuts, he immediately began cutting. So far, Zell has ousted over 200 reporters, photographers, copy editors and editors from the Los Angeles Times. Hundreds of other editorial workers have been fired from other papers in the Tribune chain. This is not business acumen. This is not saving money. This is suicide.

Our aim is to convince Zell that he has taken the wrong path to bettering our paper—both journalistically and financially. But if we cannot do that, then our aim is to convince Zell to sell the paper to an owner who actually cares about Los Angeles, about great journalism, about kicking ass and taking names and speaking truth to power.

I have the fortune not to work for the Tribune Co., which as I've said previously is not going about its business the right way, so I have no direct stake in the matter. But, I do lend my full support to these guys – unions are a tricky thing, but at this point – may not be a bad idea.

"Take Back The Times."


Don’t Get Caught Photoshopping, We’ll Laugh at You

  

-Iran: You Suck At Photoshop (updated) - Boing Boing

This week, the Iranian National Guard photoshopped a picture of their missile test to make it look like a missile the presumably failed to launch had taken to the air successfully.

Needless to say, when the Media Industry found out, they were outraged. Several top papers had already run the image on their front pages, and their corrections were necessarily harsh on Iran.

Boing Boing had a different take. They asked their readers to submit a funny photoshopped version of the same phone. My (and their) favorite above. (click for more)


Seen WallE? This Is Hilarious

BnL World News

This is really only funny if you've seen WallE, but it sure is funny.

...Until you start thinking about the sad truth about this site. The media industry is moving in this direction. This is an example of the ultimate media conglomerate. I'll leave it there before I get into a weird and far-fetched thought experiment.


The Coolest D.C. Party Is Still Lame – TIME

These truths are self-evident, but we still try to keep up appearances. It's bad for business to admit you are a pinhead, even if the polls clearly show that the American people have not been fooled. So each year, nearly three thousand Beltway tribe members and their guests gather at the Washington Hilton, the place where Ronald Reagan got shot, to dine with the current president of the United States and pretend for a night that we actually belong to a cool crowd, a hip scene, an exclusive network of movers and shakers that everyone wants to join.

-The Coolest D.C. Party is Still Lame - TIME

What a very well written, truthful article by Micahael Scherer. I'm not sure if the commentary is more directed at the Washington politicians or the journalists, but wow. This is the most truthful thing to come out of this shindig since Stephen Colbert did his routine there in 2005.

UPDATE: The New York Times has apparently decided that "that the media-politician chumminess is unseemly and maybe even borderline unethical."


Mark Hamburg Leaves Adobe – LightroomNews

I don’t think one can downplay the significance of Mark’s departure because the contribution he made to the development of Photoshop and Lightroom has certainly been enormous and it goes without saying that his presence will be missed at Adobe. 

-LightroomNews » Blog Archive » Mark Hamburg leaves Adobe

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I've heard of Mr. Hamburg before, and know him to be a prime instigator behind a lot of Adobe's success.

As for what Mark is going to do next, it is known that he is now going to Microsoft in Seattle, and that his future work there won’t involve digital imaging, but instead be focussed on the “user experience”. So remember Jeff’s advice and be careful what you wish for!

That I didn't know (unsurprisingly). All I can say is… godspeed Mark, may Redmond treat you well. (though I have my doubts).

UPDATE: I re-read this post the morning after I wrote it.

NOTE-TO-SELF: Proofread at least twice before posting when you're tired.

Real UPDATE: Further news from photoshop news. Apparently, Mr. Hamburg is going to be working on revolutionary new OS interaction methods. Seems like this is the hot field for programming geniuses to be in nowadays. And it makes sense. The last/only great evolution we've seen was the mouse/desktop analogy paradigm. I'm not sure if Microsoft will be the company to come up a new way of interacting with a computer, but here's to Mark's efforts!


You Suck at Photoshop Guys Revealed! – TIME

As if to cement my opinion that TIME.com is one of the best news sources out there. They're the first ones I've seen to run this story.

Which, for a Photoshop geek like me is fantastic. I've throughly enjoyed the saga of Donnie, – the dark, sarcastic humor is right up my alley – and it's told in a context I can totally relate to (the photoshop part, not the SWAT team). Here's to Big Fat Brain, and a hearty cheers again to Time.com for the excellent coverage!


In Pictures: Rome Marks ‘Anniversary’ – BBC

BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Rome marks 'anniversary'

This is a decent collection of images from the anniversary festival in Rome. I like this one for it's humor.


China Urges ‘Rational’ Protests – BBC

The official Communist Party newspaper, the People's Daily, said patriotism should be expressed rationally.  

They also accuse the West of supporting Tibetan separatists, and the Western media of bias.

BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | China urges 'rational' protests

Sort of the anti-protest protest in China, I find this to be… ironic.

  • China has heavily state-controlled media. It censors the internet, specifically western news sources and sites (like wikipedia) that could contradict the State's version of events. Complaints about a western media bias are, needless to say, ironic.
  • There were less than 1000 protestors. In China, the most populace place in the world, the number '1000' doesn't mean much when it comes to people. It is a very weak show of force. 1,300 people protested in London in the same time frame against the alleged media bias. If Londoners can gather that many people for this cause, than certainly, the Chinese conter-parts can at least match them in numbers. It's almost like a PR stunt by the State as a way to show that their people are behind them.
  • China has a history of stopping free speech that they don't agree with. Clearly, they allowed this protest to continue despite being "closely patrolled by police."

All that said. The right to protest and voice an opinion is a welcome improvement to China's state-controlled politics.

 
Sidenote: a rather funny comic I came across the other day that pertains:


DailyTech – German Schoolboy Finds Fault in NASA’s Apophis Calculations

Not that I understand astrophysics mathematical calculations, but it seems that I don't really need to. I mean, if NASA can be off their calculations by a magnitude of 1000, then what do I need with that kind of science. Let's just leave it to the 13 year old German boys to predict the end of the world.


A Lighter Day for Torch in Argentina – washingtonpost.com

Capping a week in which protesters snuffed the torch in Paris and forced organizers to reroute its course in San Francisco, the South American leg of the relay was more festive than disruptive. Small groups of demonstrators held signs decrying human rights abuses in China, but the most serious threats to the torch's progress Friday were a few lobbed water balloons -- easily swatted away by the Chinese security forces that jogged alongside the torch bearers.

A Lighter Day for Torch in Argentina - washingtonpost.com

Well… good news. There were protestors, and they did make themselves heard. It's a shame that they tried to put out the torch – but it's comical that their attempts were primarily using water balloons. …The security people explained before going to Argentina that the torch was propane powered and a rain storm wouldn't put it out, I doubt water balloons will have any effect – let alone enough accuracy.

Looks like the run the Argentina was uneventful, which is great, but the article did have one great quote at the end from an anonymous Chinese blogger in regards to French protestors trying to put out the torch:

"France, I thought you were a romantic and beautiful country but now I realize you are ugly and full of rubbish. No country can stop China from being strong and developing," said one anonymous online commentator.

Me thinks that the Chinese media is putting a pretty strong 'spin' on why these people are protesting. It appears that this guy believes that the West is upset at China's strength and presumable economic progress. I'm pretty sure that the protestors are upset with two things:

  1. China's human right's violations
  2. Freeing Tibet from Chinese rule

Chinese economic progress has nothing to do with it, but here's to Chinese censorship!


San Francisco Takes Olympic Torch Off-Route – washingtonpost.com

"I took my kids out of school early to see it," said Greta Keegan, waiting patiently on a curb along the announced route with Cormac, 9, and Maeve, who turned 12 on Wednesday. By 2 p.m. there was no sign of the torch

San Francisco Takes Olympic Torch Off-Route - washingtonpost.com

French on rollerbladesI thought the French were stupid when they put the Olympic torch out themselves and put it on a bus surrounded by roller-blading cops. But we Americans, have topped that. In San Francisco, they changed the route and didn't bother to tell anyone.

The whole point of the torch going through a city is so that people can see it. Hiding it for security concerns is just dumb. If people want to protest, then that's their right, for that matter, it should be encouraged!

Brits protestingHaving the Olympics in Beijing is very controversial, the US and French governments agree (in part) with the protestors. Here's to the Brits for handling this right.

 


Italy and Dublin

I've finally gotten my Italy photos up in a semi-coherent form. Since I was at it, I decided to be timely about my Dublin trip this weekend. They're both on my 'recent' page.

A funny anecdote:

When I went through passport control entering Dublin from the UK, the officer was by far the friendliest that I've ever encountered. She asked how the trip was, how long us "lads" were staying in the country, and so on. She made sure to write on our visas though (two stamps, not just one), that we were supposed to leave the country in 3 days, just as we had said we would.

When reentering the UK (after 3 days in Ireland), we went through to passport control and before even entering the main que, were asked if we were arriving from Ireland. On saying that we had just come in, we were told that there was no need to go through passport control, just show our boarding pass at the exit, and we went right through.

Needless to say, I was a bit shocked – the UK passport control has been the toughest that I've ever seen. Constantly checking my student visa, and assuring that I was still planning to leave when it expires in 4 weeks.

What I gathered from all this was: Ireland is a separate country, but the UK just doesn't really care. International Politics are funny.


Xkcd – A Webcomic of Romance, Sarcasm, Math, and Language – By Randall Munroe

dreams

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

Yea, woah. Wish I had said it that clearly.


MacBook Air Parody Ad Strikes on Several Levels || the Mac Observer

 

MacBook Air Parody Ad Strikes on Several Levels || The Mac Observer

funny funny.


Simplicity


Back from Italy. Should be able to post more regularly now. Photos to come shortly.

Great comic/post on another blog that deals with Apple, Google, and your company.

Simplicity

One word: so true. 


TSA Causes MacBook Air Owner to Miss Flight

 Yet another story of the MacBook Air: apparently, the TSA employees caused an owner to miss his flight because they didn't know if the Air was a bomb or a laptop

Neowin.net - TSA causes MacBook Air owner to miss flight


Inspire Me, Now!


Try again.  

Inspire me, now!


Levy: Gone, Without a Trace | Newsweek Voices – Steven Levy | Newsweek.com

Here's a great real-life ad for the MacBook Air.

 This tech columnist's wife threw his laptop out with the newspaper. That's just funny.

Levy: Gone, Without a Trace | Newsweek Voices - Steven Levy | Newsweek.com